when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
