oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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