Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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