He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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