there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
jump out the window naked night went bad
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