i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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