we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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