Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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