sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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