dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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