I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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