But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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