You can't motorboat a personality
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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