Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I love you. Go after that dick
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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