cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
All I want is dick and wine.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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