: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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