1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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