amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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