why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's official drugs can't kill me
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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