Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There r osticjed everywhere
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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