There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
one might say we're banned from that church
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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