I am puke
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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