yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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