I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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