Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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