Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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