i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
