It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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