why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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