it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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