I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my phone needs a breathalizer
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Vodka?
Forever.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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