UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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