Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So. Much. Porn.
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