I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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