Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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