He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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