After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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