Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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