I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like heaven, but drunker
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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