Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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