Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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