how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize