I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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