1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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