we're blogging at a bar
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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