so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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