Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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