i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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