i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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