Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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