i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I deserve to be covered in dicks
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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