Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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