Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
