That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
as a side note pls kill me
I deserve this hangover.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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