I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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